Name the casks.

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This is only the first 12, and the remaining 8 will be shown at the next cask filling. It’s a long story, and I’ll tell it when I release the next Notch cask beer series in about 3 weeks. Writing on a cone shape in a circle pattern proved harder than I thought. My mechanical drawing teacher would not be pleased, and, my photographs were short on artistic flair (or focus), but I had casks to clean and rack. Here are the first 12, and you can look to the comments below for the origins. Two are my own, which is the limit of my creativity and why this contest started in the first place. Overall, great suggestions! Thanks!

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I have 20 new casks that just shipped over from England last week, and they will be filled tomorrow with a brand new beer, a British influenced Dark Mild. This is the first of my one-off cask series that should see Boston area pubs around May 1. More news on that soon, but first up is naming these casks. Really. Each physical cask will have a name. Each cask already has a serial number, a color band, and an embossed Notch logo, but it is somewhat of a silly tradition by some brewers to give names to these casks. I never have done this, and I’ve been brewing cask beer since 1993. The cask in the following photo has been my own personal cask since the mid-90’s, and it is still without a name, but it carries the scars of many breweries. Michael Jackson even drank from it.

So, I’m starting a new tradition, both personal and for Notch, and giving names to these funny looking containers forged from British steel. And YOU are helping me, and we start today. Simply enter the suggested cask names in the comment section on this blog post, and consider it considered. It can be a theme for all 20, or just one name. Or maybe a family of names, or 20 nonsensical names. Anything goes here, the more creative the better. I reserve all rights to slightly modify the names to claim as my own, or to ignore as I see fit. If you do merit a selection, there will be rewards. Beer most likely – not sure of the details yet. But this is for fun, and you will not get rich, maybe not even drunk, off the prize package. I would suggest a few beers while you ponder names for these 10.8 gallon stainless steel vessels used in the production of cask-conditioned ale.

Have fun kids.

And here’s a little history on cask ale in New England.

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13 Responses

  1. I hear music. Named them after the British Invasion: the Beatles, Dusty Springfield, Chad & Jeremy, Peter and Gordon, The Animals, Manfred Mann, Petula Clark, Freddie and the Dreamers, Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders, Herman’s Hermits, The Rolling Stones, The Troggs, and Donovan, The Kinks, The Dave Clark Five…

  2. Pam Phillips says:

    Firkin A, Claire, The Real Deal, Esther, Bung’s Bunny, Ninkasi, Radegast, Demeter, Chloe, John Barleycorn.

  3. Amy says:

    You could go with:

    *British first names that you don’t often see here, like Oliver, Nigel, Gemma, Nicola (hey, girls like beer, too), etc.

    *Famous old-school Brits, such as Kipling, Churchill, Carroll, and so on.

    *Dukedoms, ie the Duke of Edinburgh, the Duke of Cornwall, the Duke of York, the Duke of Hereford…

    *British television hosts, such as Graham Norton, Johnathan Ross (or just Wossy), Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond…

    *Funny English town names, such as Leatherhead, Dramrash, Bacon End, Chew Magna, Puckelchurch, Netherwallop, Ballybofey, Meathop (tons more to choose from)

    *Rivers – Avon, Thames, Tweed, etc.

    *Welsh towns/words (hard to pronounce sober, even more difficult – and therefore hilarious – after a few beers)

    *Battles…because I’m sure beer kept them going during a jolly good siege

  4. Eric S says:

    My first thought was to name them in honor of model names from the classic “all-steel” bicycles manufactured by Raleigh for so many decades in Nottingham and Worksop, England. Sturdy, dependable, classic, made to last, and not overly concerned with going fast. It’s kind of a session beer mentality. (And you just know that the folks making these bikes back in the day enjoyed a classic session-strength English pint at the end of the day.)

    20 Raleigh model names include: Blue Streak, Carlton, Clubman, Colt, Fireball, Golden Arrow, Grand Prix, International, Mountie, Professional, Rodeo, Safety First, Silver Record, Space Rider, Special X, Sprite, Super Course, Superbe, Tourist, Winkie
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  5. Donnie says:

    I have no shame, “Donnie” for obvious reasons. http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?fbid=191822640858045&set=pu.101377509902559&type=1&theater

  6. Donnie says:

    going to have to copy/paste that full link into your browser – sorry – probably disqualifies my suggestion for lack of “ease of use”.

  7. I am thinking of like British Prog Rock or New Wave. Maybe like song titles — comfortably numb, another brick, new order, depeche mode, welcome to the machine, money, bowie, changes …

  8. Rosemary Manning says:

    Call one of the casks…….BEAUMONT

  9. Craig says:

    Kiwi
    Nuff said

  10. Sean says:

    I put my ideas in the hat with:

    Baildon, Shipley, Salibury, Swinton, Masham, Leeds, York, Eastburn, and so forth. Perhaps naming the casks after counties in England.

    Or if the casks were always to have a dark mild:

    Victoria’s Mourning Mild (given the proclamation of Vikki to England that all iron must be black for Albert — ie dark; a play on the mild ale).

    You could also have fun with names of the monarchs.

    Albert, Victoria, Elizabeth, Henry, George, William, James

    Or English writers:

    Austin, Briggs, Bronte, Burgess, Byron, Caroll, Chaucer, etc.

  11. Mike Troiano says:

    Session beers grew out of the working man’s tradition. How about naming them after songs from the Poet Laureate of the American working man, Bruce Springsteen:

    Racing In The Streets
    Thunder Road
    Candy’s Room
    The River
    Darkness
    Meeting Across the River…

  12. Jeff Cabral says:

    Chris: You just had to give us a task on naming a cask.
    Ok here it goes, I’m thinking new or revised so I’ll with
    Bourne Again Smitty
    Ben there Donnie that
    The Brit Invasion
    Notch it once, drink it Twice
    Michael J was here
    Hello my name is….
    Smile 4 Beer
    Darkness Seeps
    Dark & Stormy
    Atlantic the long Mild
    What the Notch was that?
    Could you please? Thank you!

    Amy did note some good ones above.
    Keep up the good work!

  13. Chris C says:

    Reference to dominating champions that represented a local Cask…just ask Doug:

    Labby
    BuckBuck
    Stix
    Bumpa
    Sugar
    Ryno
    Woolz
    Doc BK
    Westie
    Big Daddy Z
    Bomber
    Southie
    Joon Bug
    Foxy
    Skinny Jesus
    E5
    Bi
    CC 26
    Ezzy